Dunch Noe on Japanese

Well, when we thought Singapore Uncles and Aunties were bad enough...

Here comes Mr Japanese and his very interesting e-mail.

Now, please, I'm not bashing him for his English, but his unhealthy lifestyle that makes Japan a country of paedo-loli-lovers, suiciders, hello-kitty-lovers, wankers workaholics, perverts, train groping maniacs and hentai-watching sado-masochists.

Here's a little excerpt from our friend from the land of the rising sun:

One after one . always something new screen came up
And each time, It is so difficult to figure out how to do.
Is there any Guide book to teach how to do step by step ?

Your prompt reply would be very appreciated.
I will be working this weekend, too, until getting my goal.
Hopeful, you will be working in weekend, too.

Here's my thoughts to our friend:

Your relentless pursuit is appreciated as much as the haiku,
And each time, it is so difficult to tell you what to do.
Guide Book is for video-games and instruction manuals is all you need.

Thank you for appreciating my thoughts.
You are working this weekend too until you score hat-trick.
I am at home laughing at you.

Now, it is really tough to write like how our friend did. Luckily, he didn't send any more e-mails.

=P