Dunch Noe on the Arts

Arts as per the dictionary meaning :

the quality, production, expression, or realm, according to aesthetic principles, of what is beautiful, appealing, or of more than ordinary significance.

Thus, anything abstract or profound can be arts. So, the same applies here. My blog is abstract, profound and beyond your imagination.

I am artistic, literally. No words play in the sentence. Use your imagination.

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Dunch Noe on Oooooo-MANNNN

Holy crap, if you are buying my 'hiatus' I think you are wrong. I am too bored at work.

As I was talking about Singaporeans with poor English, I chanced upon a Mr Uman Uman Uman Uman.

Me: Can I have your full name, sir?

Mr Uman, son of Uman, son of Uman, son of Uman: Uman.

Me: Ok sir, can I have your family name?

Mr Uman, son of Uman, son of Uman, son of Uman: Uman.

Me: Uman, can I have your given name?

Mr Uman, son of Uman, son of Uman, son of Uman: Uman.

*sweat drops*

I thought Ms Chen Chen Chen Chen is bad enough. Now I have Uman, son of Uman, son of Uman and Uman.

Dunch Noe on Why Singaporeans need to work on their English and Listening Skills

Seriously, Singaporeans are bad listeners. They have poor command of English and as a Singaporean, I'm not denying they are probably the worst customers I had come across.

With such bad language skills, they are still demanding.

Many of you may have heard this Epic in person from me.

Untee: I cannot see anything on my computer.

Me: Madam, are you referring to your computer screen? Can you tell me what is it that you cannot see on your computer.

Untee: I see a blank page.

Me: Okay, you see a blank page. Can you describe the blank page to me? Is it white in colour, blue in colour or black in colour?

Untee: I cannot see anything.

Me: I understand you are unable to see anything, but can you tell me was your monitor switched on?

Untee: I see a blank page.

*pukes blood*

This is the standard moronic reply I get day in day out. Seriously, if you are guilty of this type of moronic reply, please bang your head against the wall to save the resources.